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Congratulations are due for all you fake ass hipsters and bandwagon Star Wars fans that never really cared for the series until you started seeing it screen printed on shirts and reblogging the same, stupid shit on tumblr. You, along with the legions of incredibly retarded and annoying Star Wars “fans” have finally done it.
You made George Lucas retire.
Any new Star Wars films are dead.
Why? Because you had to bitch and moan about how your silly space opera, which was nothing more than a glorified action film in the first place, wasn’t “perfect.” You cried because “Han shot first!” and because Jar-Jar is annoying. Well congrats, because you made sure you’ll never see another film again.
Its sad you couldn’t just enjoy the movies. No, no, you had to pick them apart like you’re all some genius film critics. Well, continue to cry about your insignificant issues with the films. Cry about who shot first. Just remember, in the end, it has no real impact on the films, its just something to bitch about.
The best part out of all of this? A majority of you people likely didn’t even see the true originals until the DVDs came out.
Despising all of you filthy bastards,
Joey
